Archive for March, 2010

Hot Tub Time Machine
Starring: John Cusack, Rob Cordry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke and Chevy Chase
Genre: Comedy
Director: Steve Pink
Rated: R


Four guy friends spill a Russian energy drink on a hut tub control panel and travel back in time to 1986 to relive the most memorable time of their early lives.

John Cusack is Adam who after finding out his girlfriend left him receives a call that one of his former best friends Lou (Rob Corddry) tried to commit suicide. He is met at the hospital by Nick (Craig Robinson) another friend who now works as a dog groomer having given up his dream of being a musician to be with his wife. Together Nick and Adam decide the best way to help their friend, is to go back to the ski resort where they had the best time of their lives.

The three friends along with Adam’s nephew Jacob (Clark Duke) quickly realize that the ski resort they so fondly remember from their youth is now a run down shell of its former self. When the hot tub that used to house a dead raccoon is soon pristine and glowing they jump in and are transported back to 1986. The friends quickly realize that they can change there past and use their knowledge from today to right the wrongs of yesteryear.

Everything about the 80’s is recaptured in all its glory. Bad hair, bad clothes and rocking music it’s all here, including the 80’s ski movie bad guy, which is of course the head of the ski patrol. This is an 80’s powerhouse the opening credits are kicked off to the Accept classic “turn up the radio” and the Awesomeness never stops it is an homage to all the 80’s teen movie classics including the two best things to ever grace celluloid during the Reagan years topless girls for no reason and everyone’s favorite 80’s villain William Zabka (Johnny in the Karate Kid) in the years best cameo. Hot Tub Time Machine is non-stop enjoyment that even when it’s bad is Awesomely bad. Grade-86

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Repo Men
Starring: Jude Law, Forest Whitaker, Liev Schreiber, Alice Braga
Genre: Action, Thriller, Sci Fi
Director: Miguel Sapochnik
Rated: R

In the not so distant future any human organ can be replaced for a price unfortunately if you cant repay the loan, a Repo Man will come and reclaim the organ.

Remy (Jude Law) is a Repo Man with a wife Carol (Carice van Houten) that wants him to move into sales to spend more time with her and their son Peter (Chandler Canterbury). His Repo partner Jake (Forest Whitaker) who has been his best friend since childhood wants nothing more than for things to stay the same.

Remy has one last job before he quits repo for his wife and child, unfortunately the repossession goes bad; Remy is now the proud owner of a new heart and is on the hook for a payment he cant afford. Carol has left him and taken Peter with her, he has not only lost his family but his newfound organ has changed his outlook on repossession and he has lost the ability to complete his job to pay for the heart. He teams up with a woman named Beth (Alice Braga) who he watched sing at a club and together they try to get their organs off the repo list.

The first indication that Repo Men is not going to be any good is that Jude Law is cast in the lead role. No matter how far back his hairline recedes Jude is not convincing as either a tough guy or an action hero. The second indication is that any movie that’s central plot revolves around artificial organs and the second billed actor has a lazy eye (Forest Whitaker) you have to know better.

There is a love story somewhere in this mess of a film it involves Remy quickly falling in love with singer/drug addict Beth which is natural since he saw her once before, of course her voice box is aftermarket like the rest of her organs but Remy doesn’t care his wife has left him and she wont let him see his son, the next reasonable step is to fall in love.

Neither Jude or Forest are likeable nor believable in there roles Liev Schreiber who apparently struck a deal with Satan to land his role in Defiance has done nothing but pay this deal back in spades destroying his career by starring in Wolverine, taking Woodstock and now this.

Even the over the top back alley organ retrieval surgery cannot help this one. I am all for gratuitous violence but outside of a death by falling typewriter Repo Men doesn’t even get that right. Grade-50

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Green Zone
Starring: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Khalid Abdalla and Brendan Gleeson
Genre: Action, Thriller, Drama,War
Director: Paul Greengrass
Rated: R

After discovery that the intelligence his team is relying on to find weapons of mass destruction, Chief Warrant Officer Roy Miller decides to find more than WMD’s he wants to find the answers.

After going to multiple sights that are said to have WMD’s (weapons of mass destruction) Chief Miller (Matt Damon) starts to question the validity of the information that is risking his teams lives.

Miller comes across a local Iraqi named Freddy(Khalid Abdalla) who loves his country and wants to help its liberation, he notifies Miller that a group of high level Iraqi military leaders are having a meeting down the street and leads miller to them. After the confrontation Miller acquires a book that contains critical information, that both the department of defense and CIA have interest in.

This is the third teaming up between Damon and Director Greengrass following the last two Bourne films. Greengrass uses a similar hand held style of filming that some will find a bit nauseating but it does give the viewer a feeling of being embedded in the action.

Green Zone is ultimately a movie that questions the motives of going to war and how nothing is as clear as it appears to be, it is a film that wears its feelings about justification for war on it’s sleeve. The most deciding factor on your enjoyment of the film isn’t the performances but rather your politics.Grade-80

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Alice in Wonderland
Starring: Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway and Crispin Glover
Genre: Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Director: Tim Burton
Rated: PG

A 19-year-old Alice returns to the place in her dreams wonderland and finds out she is the lands champion and the only one can stop the Red Queen.

Alice (Mia Waskiowska) attends an upscale garden party and learns that she is about to be proposed to by Hamish (Leo Bill) the son of one of her late fathers business partners while Hamish proposes Alice spots the white rabbit and chases after him leaving Hamish and the guests to wait. Alice soon falls into the rabbit’s whole and starts the quest that will lead her to her destiny, to kill the Jabberwocky and put an end to the red queens reign. Along the way she meets the familiar character such as the Chesire Cat(Stephen Fry) and Tweedledee and Tweedledum(both by Matt Lucas) as well as the Mad Hatter (Johnny Depp)

The Film has the visual look that at this point is standard Burton, what 15 years ago might have been considered revolutionary is now his signature style. Depp as the mad hatter puts on a funny voice and wears a wig and a lot of makeup, while he does his usual performance which is better than almost anyone else’s it feels at this point that we have seen this one already especially after his performance in Charlie and the chocolate factory.

The film is entertaining but feels like Burton played it a bit safe if the film was a little darker and not confined to a Disney PG rating, Burton might have created something truly special unfortunately it doesn’t reach that level and instead gives exactly what we expect and nothing more. It feels as though Tim Burton has in the words of the Mad Hatter “lost his “muchness”. Grade-80

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Cop Out
Starring: Bruce Willis, Tracy Morgan, Guillermo Diaz, Adam Brody and Kevin Pollack
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director: Kevin Smith
Rated: R



Long time NYPD cop Jimmy Monroe (Bruce Willis) needs to pay for his daughter’s wedding his only hope is to sell a rare baseball card handed down to him from his father; When it gets stolen he and his partner Paul Hodges (Tracy Morgan) must hunt it down and get involved with a baseball obsessed gangster who intends to take over the New York drug trade.

Cop Out is the first film directed by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy) that he has not written the script for. Gone are the overly long soliloquies and dialog heavy small films that have become Smith staples. It’s nice to see Smith branch out of his comfort zone and pay respect to the buddy cop genre of film. From the opening minutes  which jump from an interrogation scene laden with clichéd cop movie quotes being thrown out by Morgan while Willis names the film to the “bust gone bad” scene to the “police chief takes the badge and the gun while chewing them out scene” you know that this is a movie that is in on the joke.

The music screams Beverly Hills’ cop 2 and the music is pulled straight out of the 80’s. Everything about Cop Out is a loving tribute to the genre.

Morgan (who shows that he can be a star when he rained in just a little bit,) is hilarious as Hodges particularly when he is paired against the intentionally obnoxious small time thief Dave (scene stealer Sean William Scott).  Willis  (in one of his best roles in recent memory) plays off the stereotypes he has helped create and adds not only humor but some heart to the story; as the cop who just wants to be a good father and not look like a jerk compared to wealthy stepfather Roy(Jason Lee). Gone are the one line wise cracks of the rogue cop version of Willis and in its place is the unforced banter between partners that feels more natural and much funnier.

Paying homage to the buddy cop movies of the 80’s Smith hits every synthesized note. Grade-84

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The Crazies

Starring: Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, Joe Anderson and Danielle Panabaker

Genre: Action, Drama, Horror, Sci-Fi

Director: Breck Eisner

Rated: R


The inhabitants of a small Iowa farm town are suddenly turning Violent and insane after the water supply becomes contaminated when a government plane crashes.

Timothy Olyphant stars as small town sheriff David Dutton who after gunning down a towns member during a baseball game begins the search to discover what is causing the changes in the local town folk. When the government quickly descends upon the town to contain the outbreak, David must save his wife (Radha Mitchell) while at the same time evade the military and the local “crazies”

Although the title might lend itself to some lowbrow straight to DVD zombie splatter fest, that couldn’t be further from the truth. This remake of the 1973 film of the same name is More psychological than in your face gore there is an excellent build up of tension amid the confusion of what is happening to the small town. Not knowing who has become infected or with what, while being hunted simultaneously by the military and the sick locals allows each scene to build upon the previous one without feeling like it’s just a set up for a cheap scare.

Olyphant is stellar as usual (for the life of me I cannot understand why he isn’t a bigger star) pulling off the role of the small town sheriff with the same swagger he brought to his role in “Deadwood”. The best part of the entire concept is that the water is polluted you don’t become infected by a bite and you never see who has drank the contaminated water.

Smarter than it needed to be the crazies is a movie that is much better than its title.

The inhabitants of a small Iowa farm town are suddenly turning Violent and insane after the water supply becomes contaminated when a government plane crashes.

Timothy Olyphant stars as small town sheriff David Dutton who after gunning down a towns member during a baseball game begins the search to discover what is causing the changes in the local town folk.  When the government quickly descends upon the town to contain the outbreak, David must save his wife (Radha Mitchell) while at the same time evade the military and the local “crazies”

Although the title might lend itself to some lowbrow straight to DVD zombie splatter fest, that couldn’t be further from the truth. This remake of the 1973 film of the same name is More psychological than in your face gore there is an excellent build up of tension amid the confusion of what is happening to the small town. Not knowing who has become infected or with what, while being hunted simultaneously by the military and the sick locals allows each scene to build upon the previous one without feeling like it’s just a set up for a cheap scare.

Olyphant is stellar as usual (for the life of me I cannot understand why he isn’t a bigger star) pulling off the role of the small town sheriff with the same swagger he brought to his role in “Deadwood”.  The best part of the entire concept is that the water is polluted you don’t become infected by a bite and you never see who has drank the contaminated water.

Smarter than it needed to be the crazies is a movie that is much better than its title. Grade-82

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